On every set I've ever been on, a private place is set up for the bottom to collect his thoughts and hose himself out - usually a bathroom stocked with Fleet Enemas.
Some people won't eat at all until after their scene, others will only eat a light meal."īut being penetrated in porn, no matter your gender - whether it's vaginal, anal, or oral - is "bottoming." Jack Shamama from San Francisco's, who has been on more gay porn sets than there are boobs at AVN - from the top studios to amateur and everything in between - explains the details: "If a guy is going to bottom in a porn, they must - with no exception - douche about an hour before their scene. Some will also do a little "rinse" right before the scene. It usually involves a nice deep-cleaning enema either the night before or the morning of the scene. Tristan Taormino politely tells us, "Each porn star has his or her own ritual to prepare for an anal scene. (Before church! Just getting that one out of the way for the comments.) Most of us are like, "You want me to put what, where?" Right.īut if you want to do it like a porn star, how does an early Sunday morning 6-7 quart enema sound? Pretty hot, I know. It's not like porn where they're "always ready" for the baseball bat or fire hydrant to pop right in there. You get up and discreetly use the restroom and wash, maybe do a little prep with a finger and some lube to relax the muscles. For instance, say you wake up on Sunday morning and think you might try a little anal sex with your sweetie.
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Sure, cleanliness is the basic wish we all have when we hook up, but for professional on-camera sex work, it's a lot more involved than taking a shower before your date. Vaginal douches are standard - and douching is really not good for the vagina, at all (it strips out all the helpful, protective bacteria). On camera, anyway.ĭana DeArmond boiled it down for me in one succinct sentence: "Wash it and f-." Stop trying to turn me on, Dana. The condom exception is on gay porn sets where they're handed out in straight porn condoms are laughably optional as the pool of straight performers rely on their AIM test results as their ticket to perform.īut wait - if you have sex like a porn star, women orgasm from the slightest stimulation! Girls, want to kiss like porn star lesbians? Just lick tongues, it fools everyone. The films are edited to make it look like everyone's having a good day there's no PMS, no periods, no birth control, no STDs (and miraculously, no safe sex!), no headaches, no farting, no meltdowns and no disabilities. Studios like local know that what their models do is an extreme sport (and at Kink, accent on the "extreme" part), thus they treat their performers and models like Olympic athletes. They have sex with total strangers every day, and the successful ones make it look like it's not a job. They get surgeries you've never even heard of to plump or sculpt everything from labia to breasts to calves. They wax their balls, asses, vulvas, chests and backs. They don't need to cuddle before or after sex, they are extremely limber and can withstand holding difficult positions under hot lights for extended periods of time. Porn performers occupy the small end of the gene pool: They don't look anything like you or me, and that's why they got the job. They make the sex, and they get the paycheck. Porn stars don't "make love" - except maybe to the camera. I hate to break it to you, but first, the title would be a misnomer. well, where else are they gonna learn about sex?
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It's so glamorous, and men's magazines are always trying to teach the fellas how to trick their girlfriends and wives into being more like porn stars in bed, and kids these days. I mean the AVN Awards, is gearing up for its expo in Las Vegas this weekend, don't you wonder what it would be like if someone really wrote that book? I mean, how to really "do it" like a porn star. A sex guide it wasn't (phew!) but it was like a year's worth of Defamer-lite and a bag of chips, so I enjoyed it. The book then had, I suppose, an identity crisis from what I heard it chewed through a couple ghostwriters, yet came out as one of the more fun, trashy, tabloid-style bios I'd read in a while.